The worst part of not sleeping alone

abookamind:

Is when your partner is a violent cuddler, has had you trapped for hours, you’re starving, and they won’t WAKE THE FUCK UP

^^^^^^^^^^^ So much this. Also when you have to use the bathroom. Or your limbs are asleep. My partner is twice my size. I need to invest in some jaws of life.

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2. generickid reblogged this from dontkillthemessengerr and added:

   Or if you have to take a piss.

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4. dontkillthemessengerr reblogged this from abookamind and added:

   entirely accurate

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6. northernwind reblogged this from abookamind and added:

   ^^^^^^^^^^^ So much this. Also...you have to use the bathroom. Or

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8. hystericalfiction said: I MEANT TO SAY THAT FROM MINE FUCK
9. rebeccaadele said: That’s when you drag them to the kitchen wrapped around you and fix yo’self some food!
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