March 2012
Life in Oakland
Rules. Daniel and I are officially moving into a super cool house with a TREE HOUSE.
A REAL TREE HOUSE.
February 2012
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I hope my housemates don’t think I’m an asshole because I don’t do my dishes until they leave the kitchen.
I just get anxious doing kitchen things with people in the kitchen
Please just go to your rooms for two minutes and everything will be clean.
Watchdejjjjja:
northernwind:
dejjjjja:
I feel really bad for this woman. She has no self-respect, and feels the need to dress risque to capture others attention to make her feel better about herself. It’s sad, and what’s even worse is whenever young impressionable females witness this, and see the attention this lady is getting, they alter their appearances and outfits to get the same reaction. I...
Watchdejjjjja:
I feel really bad for this woman. She has no self-respect, and feels the need to dress risque to capture others attention to make her feel better about herself. It’s sad, and what’s even worse is whenever young impressionable females witness this, and see the attention this lady is getting, they alter their appearances and outfits to get the same reaction. I applaud the dude for...
There's a Blog for That.: Consent →
lets-blog-about-sex-baby:
Consent is one of the single most important aspect of any relationship, especially one that is sexual or might become sexual. The biggest thing to remember about consent is that it is not ongoing, meaning that a partner may give consent at one point, and then remove that consent at another….
"If I met you in real life..." finish it in my... →
Snacks/snuggles/Daria.
Cure for it all.
Kelley and The Severe Case Of The "Bangover"
A tale about not being surprised after seeing Retox and Doomsday Student.
HALP
I WAS JUST ON THE PHONE WITH MY EX AND THEN I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT WE WERE DISCUSSING AND ACCIDENTALLY CALLED MY PARTNER MY EXES NAME
FUCK I AM AN ASSHOLE
The downsides of communal living
Fucking sharing a damn kitchen with people who don’t live here/ contribute.
Get out of my house and let me cook you bastards just let me cook and don’t scream/blast crappy records before I wake up.
Next time this occurs there will be blood.
*Edit: someone just asked me if I eat yeast. Since I eat yeast, that totally makes me not a vegan. It’s about to rain blood.
Eating pizza
And then Jawbreaker comes on
I came for vegan calzones
I stayed for the Jawbreaker.
You know it's love
When you come home with hungry face and your partner walks half a mile to get you snax.
Everyone come to Oakland
I’ll make stuffed crust pizza and we can eat it in my cactus garden and chug cactus cooler!
The worst part of not sleeping alone
abookamind:
Is when your partner is a violent cuddler, has had you trapped for hours, you’re starving, and they won’t WAKE THE FUCK UP
^^^^^^^^^^^
So much this. Also when you have to use the bathroom. Or your limbs are asleep.
My partner is twice my size. I need to invest in some jaws of life.
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Welcome to Oakland!
My neighbor is a successful crack dealer, and he has a pug. Out of all the dogs in the animal kingdom, a pug.
Jerk-off hand motions. Farting Sounds.: This is... →
tommyxvx:
TW - rape / sexual abuse, rape culture, abusive relationships
EDIT: It’s important to note that no one that may have been in Paul’s company during these events was aware of any of Paul’s conduct. These events were behind closed doors and and were not revealed to anyone else until weeks after…
By the fucking way if you have the nerve to step foot in California I will not...
Jerk-off hand motions. Farting Sounds.: This is... →
tommyxvx:
TW - rape / sexual abuse, rape culture, abusive relationships
EDIT: It’s important to note that no one that may have been in Paul’s company during these events was aware of any of Paul’s conduct. These events were behind closed doors and and were not revealed to anyone else until weeks after…
